2026-01-08 18:48 UTC
Replies (10)
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@robertpi@functional.cafe 2026-01-08 18:50
Stolen from a screen-shot of X-itter posted here, but honestly, I'm through crediting X-itter users.
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@apzpins@mstdn.games 2026-01-08 18:57
@robertpi@functional.cafe Unfortunately the cancel window was the first 12 hours, after which we charged you for the year. Should you want to cancel, you can call a phone number listed on a phone book somewhere between 04:03 and 04:06 on Sunday-Monday night. The service is only available in Mongolian.
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@fennix@infosec.space 2026-01-08 19:01
@robertpi@functional.cafe Reasons for canceling: [ ] I subscribed to the wrong plan. [X] It's too expensive. [X] I don't want to pay a subscription fee and still get ads. [X] 2026 isn't offering me what I expected.
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@eys@front-end.social 2026-01-08 21:08
@robertpi@functional.cafe I’m well and truly over 2020 now.
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@apriloq@connectop.us 2026-01-08 22:48
@robertpi@functional.cafe not a free trial, but definitely don’t want to renew.
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@RantingCanuck@mstdn.ca 2026-01-08 23:08
@robertpi@functional.cafe To unsubscribe please submit your formal request to the calendar advancement department. Current request processing time is 357 days.
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@XennyG@social.vivaldi.net 2026-01-08 23:37
@robertpi@functional.cafe Sorry, but after 90 days, you will be judged and sentenced to a lifetime of 2026, and your bank account will continue to be charged, because banks don't care. It's not their money.
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@TobiWanKenobi@kolektiva.social 2026-01-08 23:50
@robertpi@functional.cafe The entire timeline is fucked, so I'm not sure unsubscribing from this year would do you any good 😅
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@katanova@retro.social 2026-01-09 06:43
@robertpi@functional.cafe You forgot to sign up with a gift card, it'll take another 358 days for the cancellation to go through.
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@GutterPoetry@mastodon.me.uk 2026-01-09 20:39
@robertpi@functional.cafe More like 2026 was rolled in with a free trial of 'premium anti-virus' which is actually horse dewormer or bleach since there are no regulations or sense in anything anymore. Oh yeah and the whole system is infected with the malicious 'free trial' and there's no legit way to cancel, only option is to set fire to everything LOL. But hey the options for gallows humour are unmatched.