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  Today's Low Quality Ad is for the Furby Galaxy Edition. Back when I was a kid, we didn't have these crazy intergalactic Furbies. We had the original that would whisper in your ear at night that it will kill you in your sleep, and your parents refused to believe you. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSKV4STH/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_MXYN6RJ370N7X3FZRTC5?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=314dc7244112bc3d9e9c88ad143a2289&gaOptInStatus=true

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  Nature is crazy.

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  Incredible.

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  Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Highland Cow Stuffed Animal. All cows are Highland cows, most of them are just shaved so that their white and black spotted skin is visible. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D9BXL59C/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_55YN1KQ5BEMTCNBHQRWF?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=6908f456499d5105de1129fa36ced82d&gaOptInStatus=true

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  We made a comic about new tricks.

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  The stock market is a sign of a healthy economy. It only loses value when we make bad decisions, such as telling corporations that they might need to start obeying the law and be less corrupt.

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  I never would have guessed.

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  Pete Hegseth: If you try to fire me I swear to God I will retaliate by teaching this bottle of bourbon a lesson it won't forget.

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  Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Build-on Brick Coffee Mug. It's a neat idea, but think how much it hurts stepping on a Lego. And then imagine how much it would hurt to step on a Lego AND spill piping hot coffee on yourself. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07J66V6ZS/ref=cm_sw_r_as_gl_apa_gl_i_A2HBHWRYJ48JW5NDM6WP?linkCode=ml1&tag=lowqualityfac-22-20&linkId=414c22285ab342562b6d671f7d17886e&gaOptInStatus=true

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  That blows my mind.

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  Nature is crazy.

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  I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

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  Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Castle Blanket, showing Stephen Miller entering the White House to be anointed as Chief of Darkness. https://collabs.shop/6ub545

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  Crazy that Bob Dylan is showing up to the Vatican like this and yet JD Vance is the one killing Popes.

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  Bold strategy to win back the Hispanic vote by promoting Stephen Miller, the Hispanic population's natural predator.

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  I love Meryl Streep.

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  Hakeem Jeffries, trying to read the room at a child's birthday party: They don't want cake. The kids want broccoli.

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  Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bad Omen Pin. This is exactly how your cat looks at you when dinner is one minute late. Including the ominous skull and everything, they can actually do that. https://collabs.shop/dmjqld

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  We must ban submarines immediately.

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  Me: What do we do when we fall off the horse? Kristi Noem: We kill the horse.

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  I somehow never knew this.

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  I'm sick of the constant negativity on here, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this inspirational Rainbow Patch. I don't know about you guys, but I really needed to see this today. https://collabs.shop/mxf0xh

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  Being famous sounds hard.

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  That's crazy.

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  I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Blue Cat Pin. Look at him. There is not a single thought going through his furry head. He is blissfully unaware of life's many hardships. We can only dream of being this mentally vacant. https://collabs.shop/sbkkt8

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  There is great wisdom in this.

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  I'm still disappointed they didn't have any flamethrowers in 300.

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  Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Snail Blanket. Did you know that a snail's shell is the hardest material on Earth? It is virtually indestructible. Please do not test this out for yourself. https://collabs.shop/ontr6s

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  I don't think we should have birthright citizenship. I think you should only become an American citizen if you defeat a current citizen in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. This is what almost every other country in the world does.

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  We made a comic about a duck pond.