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KimberlyN 🇨🇦 @KimberlyN@cosocial.ca
· 1d ago
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This article made me laugh until I cried. 😂What a perfect send off for the #wankpanzer ! May the ugliest, most pathetic vehicle ever made rest in pieces in wrecking yards across the world. “Visually, the Cybertruck asked and answered pressing questions. Questions like: What if a hammerhead shark were also a microwave? What if the abstract concept of “toxic masculinity” took on a physical form?” #cybertruck
In Memoriam: The Cybertruck
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In Memoriam: The Cybertruck

In a week of bad news for Elon Musk, Tesla has decided to end production of its sometimes-dangerous, always-stupid homage to its CEO’s folly.

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Dave Rahardja @drahardja@sfba.social
· 2d ago
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RE: https://sfba.social/@drahardja/111350788885338476 HAH I WAS RIGHT #cybertruck #wankpanzer #incelCamino #cars
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Prediction: The #Tesla #Cybertruck is going to be a flop. If it does manage to begin delivery this month, it’s going to be riddled with build quality issues and unforeseen (or foreseen, if you’re actually reasonable) problems with its body panels and bizarre design, leading potential buyers to look elsewhere. Now that you can actually buy decent (and decent-looking) EV trucks from Ford, GM, and Rivian, the Cybertruck’s competitive appeal is gone. I’m also taking guesses at the pricing. I think the promised $40k base price is pure fiction, and will never see the light of day. Tesla will start deliveries at some top-end trim which I’m going to guess will end up being $85k–$100k. Medium term, I think the Cybertuck will be a laughingstock, a weird anomaly in automotive history. Maybe in another 20 years, it will become a collectible curiosity. What do you think? #cars #EV
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kkarhan @kkarhan@jorts.horse
· 6mo ago
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@P0llyticks@norden.social +9001% Wir bräuchten mehr #KeiCar|s / #PersonalLightVehicles statt #SuperUselessVehicles / #WankPanzer…
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Dave Rahardja @drahardja@sfba.social
· 9mo ago
Another reason not to buy a #Tesla #Cybertruck: they are poorly made. As videos in this story show, the door strikers were not fastened properly to the car, causing one of this car’s rear doors to swing open on a highway on-ramp. The door happened to be the one next to their baby in a car seat. The bolts on the striker were very obviously not torqued correctly. How this level of obvious error escaped the manufacturing/quality control floor is unknown, but I suspect it’s because the Cybertruck was poorly designed to begin with, and also because Tesla cut corners everywhere during their manufacturing process to save money. Tesla knew that this defect was quite damning, so they offered to buy back the #Wankpanzer, in return for the owner promising not to sue. #cars
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